Crabby Before Coffee Hoodie

Stay cozy and caffeinated (or at least try to) with the “Crabby Before Coffee” Hoodie — the ultimate blend of seaside humor and all-day comfort. Featuring a frazzled line-art crab clutching a coffee cup, this design perfectly captures the early-morning struggle before that first sip of java.

Made from a soft, durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this hoodie is perfect for cool mornings, breezy beach walks, or lazy weekends when caffeine is your only motivation. The classic fit, adjustable drawstring hood, and spacious kangaroo pocket add practicality and comfort, while the smooth, side-seam-free construction ensures a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.

The minimalist coastal line-art crab design paired with the witty “Crabby Before Coffee” text makes this hoodie an instant favorite among coffee enthusiasts, ocean lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their latte.

Perfect as a gift for beach dwellers, caffeine addicts, or anyone who’s not a morning person, this hoodie brings warmth, humor, and a little saltwater attitude to your wardrobe.

Product Features:

• Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability

• Spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood

• Seamless sides for a smooth, flattering fit

• Funny crab design for coffee and beach lovers

• Ethically made, perfect for everyday comfort

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors. Tumble dry medium. Iron or steam on low heat if needed. Do not bleach or dry clean.

Wake up, stay warm, and embrace your inner beach crab with the “Crabby Before Coffee” Hoodie — because mornings are rough, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.